Crazy stuff you have done

[Kommando]

So yeah, I figured this would be a enjoyable topic to read and write in. Tell about crazy stuff you have done (or seen anyone else would do too if your life has been completely free from crazyness). Here's a personal favorite from the list of crazy stuff I have done:

When me and my cousin were about 8 years old, we decided to take revenge on this other kid because he was breaking our toys (he was quite a bad apple). So we prepared. We took this pipe to a bed with two floors, where we hung it up so it leaned down (I hope you guys get the picture, and if you don't I will make a drawing, haha).

Then we told this kid to have his mouth in the lower end of the pipe, and told we would roll down small balls through it into his mouth, and that he had to close his eyes. When he closed his eyes, I pulled out my penis and pissed through the pipe. He got lots of piss in his mouth and also on his shirt. He started crying, then his parents and me & my cousins grandparent came up, and me & my cousin hid under the bed, haha.

[Kazuya86]

when i was about 7 or 8 while my parentswere out mowing the lawn i found this cleaner that was poisonous, and started squirting it all over the house and me and my sister had a battle with it lol, i squirted it in her eyes a hole bunch of times.

[Pteradactyl]

Originally Posted by Kommando

I pulled out my penis and pissed through the pipe. He got lots of piss in his mouth

Oh wow

lmao
did he say what it tasted like?

[Wizard]

Loads of stories like this. My friend and myself climbed this small 1 story shack and placed a makeshifted table below us, so we started "wrestling," which was just us punching each other, we planned the bump, but we both fell down at the same time crashing through it. The table didn't break and we were both sore from the experience. THAT was the first time. I believe theres a video of that somewhere.

Some months later we did our 2nd backyard showdown. This is the one where my back got set on fire for 2 seconds. He did an outsider's edge on me onto stacks of cardboard that were flat and set on fire. He put me through it and the fire died out about a few seconds afterwards. I returned the favor and threw him onto a folding chair that was on fire.

Skip ahead another few months, we held another one. The table that didn't break, which still wasn't broken, was finally broken when he did an elbow drop on me. Although it was a cut right in half type break. But still broke none the less.

Got alot more stories that concern this, and fire. Also, everything we did was planned so it would look good on video. We sold em during middle school. 8 bucks per tape. Oh and I had a home made wrestling ring at the time as well. I got power bombed by one of my friends whose 6'3 onto some sticks that were held up with folding chairs.

[lordLoss]

I have lead a very crazy life, therefore I'm so awesome I get to count down in...

My top 5 completely unsafe and crazy things EVAR!!!


5. The first time I went paintballing, I had gone through the entire day without getting shot once, so I thought I was ''invincible''. On the last match I desided to rush a set of small buildings at the start of the round by myself. The first two I cleared of 3 people in each without getting hit. But the 3rd... There was a person stood right at the door waiting for me, and he popped one right in my chest... Then again... And again... He unloaded about 30 paintballs into me. When I got up I threw aside my gun, charged towards him and rugby-tackled him to the ground, where I ripped off my mask and proceeded to repeatedly smack him over the head with it, helmet or not. I carried on till a Marshal saw me without a mask on, who rugby tackled me to the ground, right where I had been shot 30 or so times.

I felt that in the morning.


Number 2 coming soon...

[Kommando]

Here's another story, from when I was in grade 4 or 5:

Me and my class were dining at a table (along with the rest of the school). I started to pick my nose, and one of my friends said "Why are you picking your nose? It is disgusting." or something along those lines. At that moment I grabbed my fork, threw it at him, but it hit a package of milk instead, which started leaking over the table. After the miss, I now threw my plate which was full off minced meat and spaghetti in sauce at him. He had lots of it all over his face and everyone was so surprised. Later it turned out he said that comment to our teacher which had picked his nose simuatenoulsy as me. We now made peace and laughed about it, haha.

Originally Posted by Pteradactyl

Oh wow

lmao
did he say what it tasted like?

Yes. Surprisingly he said it was disgusting.

[OrangeJuice]

I ate a hame sandwich.

[Kazuya86]

a kid in my class got up on a desk and started acting like a stripper

[OrangeJuice]

It also had some cheese.

I'M A FREAKING DARE-DEVIL.

[BOOM HEADSHOT]

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