ZOMBIE STUPIDTY X Part 2:
(Note: I don't actually know what twilight is like so do not hold any comments in this to be offensive)
A new player has joined teh streets of zp_suburbia
his name is..... hi!
so hi! hi! everyone would like to say hi.
"Hi!" Said hi!
"Hi!" said cow
"Hi! Hi!" Shaun said.
The constant stream of hi!'s were enough to make a normal man go insane.
Fortunately the smartest person of the group Supernubb devised a tactic to fend off this new found threat.
"The Mute Button quickly!" he shouted "Before we all go insane!"
"What the... the mute doesn't work!"
"Hi!" "Hi! Hi!" "Hi"
Fortunately at that moment twilight join the server and activated ultimate admin mode the voices of the spammers were suddenly dulled out and a moan came from around the corner.
"Whats coming?" Yelled ZPplayer(1)
"Check the mini-map!" Yelled shaun
"You've been playing too much WC3 you dumb nob we don't have minimaps on this only crappy zombie vision!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO curse you twilight" yelled necrophyte who was kicked immediately after.
"Mmmmph mmphu unmmmphunte mmmphe" said the muted lot.
Shaun had a sudden idea. An telepathicacally used his voice command to tell everyone to leave and join again to be unmuted everyone did so. and when they came back they discovered the round had already begun and they couldn't join!
Wnn was oogling cows udders in the background.
Zpplayer(1) Was the zombie, the survivors were supernubb, wilko, maveric and various other people including twilight.
Zpplayer(1) headed towards wilko's back as soon as Zpplayer(1) was up close Wilko turned around, "Haha, time to dei" "*edi" "*die"
Zpplayer (pwned) Wilko
The zombie numbers were growing at a rate of one per kill. having used his elite nija skills :ph34r: to sneak up on the zombies cow jumped in front of Zpplayer(1)
and randomly got eaten.
Wnn was to be seen mourning of cows death in the background he was later eaten.
Supernubb stalked along the streets with a magnum in his hand unfortunately it was not a gun but a chocalate ice lolly.
Wilko lurched up behind Supernubb Supernubb turned in time to blast ice cream in his eye and whack him to death with the stick.
Wilko Dies "Gawd this is not my day
Unfortunately Zpplayer(1) had been hiding in the background and ate Supernubb.
"Hi!" "Hi" "Hi! Hi!"
Maveric was afk and had been pwned by Wilko "Finally I got one!" +30 exp! Level up!
Twilight was the only survivor the zombies were closing in the corpses of his friends coming towards him it was too much for him to take.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH" Twilights anger had caused him to unlock his hidden potential and use the ultimate kill all command.
Twilight lived on......
"That was lame!" yelled Supernubb
"YEAH, you should stopwriting sucky stories will were fighting murderous zombies shaun!"
God ~~~~ them....... Shaun got his ultra-super-mega Duplex-buster-cannon out but found he could not use it because he was just an entity floating in mid-space.
Will Wilko get a kill?
Has Zpplayer got a secret weapon?
will shaun stop making stupid stories?
FIND OUT on the next episode of ZOMBIE STUPIDITY X :lol: