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Old 10-25-2004, 12:47 PM
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There seems to be a trend going on to get a lot of random ~~~~~ and put it together in ZP form so here you are!

It was a normal day on the zp_suburbia map.
If it was not for the random post of wnn om the zp forums this seems like a normal everday life experience but every round the streets of zp_suburbia
turn into a battle ground between the evil zombies of the spam board.
Against the worthy survivors of the ideas and suggestions board.
"No fair! I wanted to be first zombie!" yelled Cow
The faces of everyone after this stupid statement were as follows
Shaun = Supernubb= Wilko= <_< Maveric=
and various other people were like this

Wnn was oogling cows in the background.
Using his elite ninja skills :ph34r: Cow managed to run straight into Necrophtyes jaw turning him into a zombie.
"Geez"
"What a dumb fool u are Cow"
"Muahahahaha evil zombie cow" came an echoing stupidity
Necrophtye and cow came running after the survivors.
Still running......
Still running......
"Wanna have a cup of tea Supernubb?"
"Whatever....."
The zombies eventually caught up to the survivors right after the kettle boiled.
"~~~~ THEM! ~~~~ THEM TO HELL!" Shaun yelled pulling out a super homing rocket launcher and firing it. the rocket flew straight at the zombies.... and missed
"~~~~ you you stupid ~~~~~!" said a noobish ZPplayer "That was our only rocket!"
Shaun got angry :angry: And shot Zpplayers head clean off, soon after ZPplayer randomly turned into a zombie.
Pulling out his super powered lazer gun Wilko finished off the zombies and the survivors sat down for a cup of tea!

What will happen when the zombies respawn?
Will Wnn finally get lucky with cow?
has shaun lost his mind and started writing crappy stories?
FIND OUT, On the next episode of ZOMBIE STUPIDY X :lol:
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Old 10-25-2004, 01:26 PM
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w00t!
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Old 10-25-2004, 01:28 PM
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This is getting out of the hands of the anti-funny man!
I like!
HAHA!
Lol.
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Old 10-25-2004, 01:44 PM
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Who is this "Necrophtye"?
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Old 10-25-2004, 01:46 PM
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I dunno lol
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:13 PM
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ZOMBIE STUPIDTY X Part 2:
(Note: I don't actually know what twilight is like so do not hold any comments in this to be offensive)

A new player has joined teh streets of zp_suburbia
his name is..... hi!
so hi! hi! everyone would like to say hi.
"Hi!" Said hi!
"Hi!" said cow
"Hi! Hi!" Shaun said.
The constant stream of hi!'s were enough to make a normal man go insane.
Fortunately the smartest person of the group Supernubb devised a tactic to fend off this new found threat.
"The Mute Button quickly!" he shouted "Before we all go insane!"
"What the... the mute doesn't work!"
"Hi!" "Hi! Hi!" "Hi"
Fortunately at that moment twilight join the server and activated ultimate admin mode the voices of the spammers were suddenly dulled out and a moan came from around the corner.
"Whats coming?" Yelled ZPplayer(1)
"Check the mini-map!" Yelled shaun
"You've been playing too much WC3 you dumb nob we don't have minimaps on this only crappy zombie vision!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO curse you twilight" yelled necrophyte who was kicked immediately after.
"Mmmmph mmphu unmmmphunte mmmphe" said the muted lot.
Shaun had a sudden idea. An telepathicacally used his voice command to tell everyone to leave and join again to be unmuted everyone did so. and when they came back they discovered the round had already begun and they couldn't join!
Wnn was oogling cows udders in the background.
Zpplayer(1) Was the zombie, the survivors were supernubb, wilko, maveric and various other people including twilight.
Zpplayer(1) headed towards wilko's back as soon as Zpplayer(1) was up close Wilko turned around, "Haha, time to dei" "*edi" "*die"
Zpplayer (pwned) Wilko
"~~~~, typos!"
The zombie numbers were growing at a rate of one per kill. having used his elite nija skills :ph34r: to sneak up on the zombies cow jumped in front of Zpplayer(1)
and randomly got eaten.
Wnn was to be seen mourning of cows death in the background he was later eaten.
Supernubb stalked along the streets with a magnum in his hand unfortunately it was not a gun but a chocalate ice lolly.
Wilko lurched up behind Supernubb Supernubb turned in time to blast ice cream in his eye and whack him to death with the stick.
Wilko Dies "Gawd this is not my day "
Unfortunately Zpplayer(1) had been hiding in the background and ate Supernubb.
"Hi!" "Hi" "Hi! Hi!"
Maveric was afk and had been pwned by Wilko "Finally I got one!" +30 exp! Level up!
Twilight was the only survivor the zombies were closing in the corpses of his friends coming towards him it was too much for him to take.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH" Twilights anger had caused him to unlock his hidden potential and use the ultimate kill all command.
Twilight lived on......

SURVIVORS WIN!

"That was lame!" yelled Supernubb
"YEAH, you should stopwriting sucky stories will were fighting murderous zombies shaun!"
God ~~~~ them....... Shaun got his ultra-super-mega Duplex-buster-cannon out but found he could not use it because he was just an entity floating in mid-space.

Will Wilko get a kill?
Has Zpplayer got a secret weapon?
will shaun stop making stupid stories?

FIND OUT on the next episode of ZOMBIE STUPIDITY X :lol:
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:19 PM
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Woooo, I totally pwned Wilko.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:13 PM
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I think these should be moved to the spam forum ^^.

Oh, and I'd totally pwn you anyday, Supernubb
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Old 10-26-2004, 01:17 AM
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The good thing about this is if anyone doesn't like my sotry i can make them out to be morons in my story.
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