M.BASHAW
10-27-2006, 03:41 PM
Mom im going to work. :Okay son". I ventured out into the sidewalk. I saw Bill walking over, "he said,"Ey zacharoo still zippin them zoopers?" Yeah I said. He said "Well i dont care I hope you die by da gr0ves 4 lif" I ignored, everyone called me big poppa cause I "occasionally" sold tickle me elmos on DA STR33TZ (4 real). I was walking towards the Big mamajama of a hoodad skyscraper where i wrked. When suddenly it EXPLODED. The building went kabbom and I saw some robot stabbing zombie Stalin as they were falling fast. They fell on a car and the car went BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!. I ran over to see if they were alright and if they had some human doritos cause i was hungry for MIKIE DEES. Zombie Stalin said in a raspy lower alto type A voice (legato) "Take care of my daughter, I left her in the bathtub and I need you to get her, heres her address." I said thanks man and I ate the paper. He said "NOO oh! no! the dead weight of jack the robo zombo is crushing me. Hurk. Hurkeh bleh heh. Dead" He was dead. Some guy ran over to me and said. "Hey pal. Why are you standing next to these dead bodies. Did you kill them?. I ate his left shoe and he ran away crying. But the rocks were crushing his feet. The flaming building was spewing fire everywhere and a big peice of debris fell ontop of the car that were jack and zombie stalin. Some guy came over and said, "Hey, zach, pal, you do that? Im calling the police" I ran away, I was not a killer, not yet, I grabbed his head and slaamed it on my knee. His head exploded. Now, I was a legalized attorney. Attorney in kicking ~~~~~. Some guys followed me into an alley as I ran away. They said" Hey boy why you runnin away?" "now that were all leaderless i supose we could just rape u *****" I said no. They were aproaching slowy, I grabbed some glass from behind me and threw it in their faces. They grabbed me and tried to take off my linux shirt. Some guy came over and shot one, He said "No you guys better run." "Im going to rape him" zach ran away, like-a fox. He knew he would have to prove his innocence. But how? he found something on the ground, it said STALIN ZOMBIE WAS KILLED BY ZACH. I ripped it up. But this dog saw it. He said Rowf rowf rowf!. He ran home, his owners said "Whats that loosie? Zach killed Stalin Zombie?" I grabbed the dog and took in over to a manhole that was under construction. I put his head in the hole and slammed the lid onto his head decapitating him immeadietly. His owners were scared and very truthfull, I grabbed papa may and a cheese grader. I graded that sunof a ***** till I could see his skull. Uantie May said "No my hisBAND is dead , boo boo boo hoo. I threw her down the staris onto some spikes. She said noo my dog's head is gone. I closed teh door. Now noone knew about my meraculous murders. Cept for the the Cap'n. I was gonna kill him good. I knew he was on his yacht. His only weakness was lucky charms. I went to the grocery store. I picked some of the lucky charms up, and some celeb zines. Apparently Anglelina Jolie is pregnant. Slut. The cashier said HEY THATLL BE .06 CENTS. I forked over a couple a' smackerz for er'. I set out to the mid atlantic where he was. This lady gave me a boat rental, I had to do this sneakily like. I waited until midnight to swim over to his boat, which i forgot it was. I swam over to his boat with my knife. A guard was there.
A.) read him a bed time story
B.) Slice him like swiss cheese.
CHOOSE HIS FATE. I GUESS NOW. IF YOU DONT. I WILL.
A.) read him a bed time story
B.) Slice him like swiss cheese.
CHOOSE HIS FATE. I GUESS NOW. IF YOU DONT. I WILL.