The Most Valiable Tip Ever

[samhain]

This little tip will help you
1.conserve ammo
2.Get out of sticky situations
3.stay focused

Be aggressive!
If you see a zombie, and you have any kind of firearm.
Instead of running away or straight out shooting,
run toward them like you dont give a ƒuck your going to ƒuck his sh.i.t up.
Most of the time the zombie will runaway because they dont want to have to respawn



Duudddde we already do this without knowing if they think about it, but now be more aggressive.


It works best on biotec, when defending the lab.
just stay outside the sliding doors, and act like your going to mess them up.
If you have a mic, even say it like. Taunt them
pussy dont run!, im going to ƒucking shoot you!
it workssss like no joke
it buys time at the lab.

Works best withhhh
1.low zombie lifes
2.defending a point with another person
3.rifles

[AceOfSpades]

Truee that. I don't fear zombies. Zombie's fear me.

[overdrive87]

This little tip will help you
1.conserve ammo
2.Get out of sticky situations
3.stay focused

Lol Wut? Someone spends too much time playing the black cop me thinks :)

[Rukus]

This is probably the best joke thread ever. It should be the new flying lawnmower thread.

[KilroyNZ]

Shouldn't you be playing WoW or something samhain?

[Ranma]

Shouldn't you be playing WoW or something samhain?
QFT


Is it just me, or does Rukus throw the Flying Lawnmower in every post he possibly can?

[Pvt. kairis]

flying lawnmower related to the baby in a blender prop?

...."I kick arse for the lord!"

(all from the same film)

[crypto]

Apparently it enlarges his unmentionables.

[Grains the vegan ZombiE]

Valiable

[zerotonothing]

Oh shi-

[TheDarkness]

Be aggressive!
If you see a zombie, and you have any kind of firearm.
Instead of running away or straight out shooting,
run toward them like you dont give a ƒuck your going to ƒuck his sh.i.t up.
Most of the time the zombie will runaway because they dont want to have to respawn

Uh ... No. If a human runs at me with no weapons, Im going to eat them. How can i die if they have no weapons? Also nice filter evade..


It works best on biotec, when defending the lab.
just stay outside the sliding doors, and act like your going to mess them up.
If you have a mic, even say it like. Taunt them
pussy dont run!, im going to ƒucking shoot you!
it workssss like no joke
it buys time at the lab.


Screaming into the mic yelling nasty words usually gets you shunned and banned from most servers..

[samhain]

if you werent retarded you would have noticed i said if you have a firearm.

And theres cussing in the game! for ƒuck sake the punk saids cocksucker
so if they dont allow cussing in the server, then they need to go play a christian game or something

[TheDarkness]

Yeah. But unfortunately im guessing your some bratty kid who uses swear words because they exist. How about you grow a pair of nuts and mature up hmm? Just because you can swear and spam the mic, Doesn't mean you have to.

Also im not retarded, Running at a zombie means he can press Shift and run Faster TO you, Meaning you get hit easier. Not a good idea.

I like your immaturity. It just shows that you are probably some bratty kid who cries when he couldn't panic fast enough to the Winchester so you can Rambo.

Edit - To put it into simple terms, I dont mind swearing. I DO mind idiots who have their finger super-glued to the talk key while shouting vuglar words over and over and over again. If you would read this

screaming into the mic yelling nasty words usually gets you shunned and banned from most servers..

screaming into the mic yelling nasty words
To put it into simple terms, Idiots who scream into the mic yelling vuglar words over and over again. Just like what i said above.

[Cakeman]

Be like Crackbone.

[TheDarkness]

Be like Crackbone.

Lol yeah, Except Crackbone is already known as the screamy mic guy, If this guy does it im sure people would say hes copying crackbone lol

[Pvt. kairis]

or just mute anyone that does and dont let it effect you.......^_^

[Ranma]

Be like Crackbone.

Ewww....

We've already had like 3 wanabe Crackbones show up in our servers. So obnoxious listening to a pre-pubescent person, who's voice is cracking, pretending to be a loud mouth buffoon.


Please, don't be like Crackbone... for the sake of the ZP:S community. One Crackbone is plenty.

[ZombieSpy]

Hey samhain update D&B so the attic explodes after you pull the generator switch.

[Friske]

Add some lights to Dark and Blackness too. :P

[TheDarkness]

Ewww....

We've already had like 3 wanabe Crackbones show up in our servers. So obnoxious listening to a pre-pubescent person, who's voice is cracking, pretending to be a loud mouth buffoon.


Please, don't be like Crackbone... for the sake of the ZP:S community. One Crackbone is plenty.

Trufax. We dont need another mic screamer lol

[Gradius]

Hey samhain update D&B so the attic explodes after you pull the generator switch.

That are put on some flames and activate a trigger_damage on the entire attic so they all burn.

[godlikedoglike]

Valuable*

[Juani]

Honestly, do you really think that´s the "most valuable tip ever"? Please.
In 80%, and if the zombie is not a retard, he will maul you since he is stronger, faster, and you just shortened the distance between him.
*sigh*