Do or Die.

[Flash]

Ahhhhh ~~~~~!I said staring at the hoard of undead slowly creeping toward me. I cocked my shotgun, aimed, and pulled the trigger. All I heard was a "click" though.No ammo.........D4mn this isnt good.I backed up toward the edge of the roof I was standing on. I looked behind me and saw a rooftop adjcent to the one I was on.Should I try and make it?I said to myself. D4mmit Jason.....hadda be a hero didn't you!I said thinking back on that fatefull day exactly one week ago.....It was night now, the zombies seemed to get more durable and quicker then. To make any sence of this I'de have to go back one week. Back to the begining.....Back to when this all started.

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Day one-

Wake the @#*$ UP!!!My room mate said flipping my mattress over with me on it. You're gonna miss class!! Meeh!.......go.....away.I said half-asleep.Whatever.......My room mate left the room.@#$%ing school....I said to myself. I pushed the mattress off of me and got up.


(will finish day one later)

[Flash]

Day one continued-

I got dressed and headed off to class. I met up with my room-mate in the hall.Hey Pat sup?Nothin mutch Jason.We went into the cafetereia and got something to eat. The day was as boaring and typical as it alwayse was. Night came after a while and we were going back to the dorm when we saw one of the students stumbeling around in the middle of the campus. Heh whats up with him? Jason said turning to me. How the hell should I know? If I hadda guess I'de say hes drunk outa his mind. Yeah I guess it makes sence. We headed back to the dorm. I got on my lap top and Jason went to bed. Me and jason were brothers I was one year ahaid of him. I was in my last year of collage and he was in his third. After an hour of playing zombie panic I got sick of getting my ??? kicked so I shut off my lap top and was about to go to bed but heard a blood curdeling scream. I walked over to Jason and tryed to wake him up. Jason...Jason!....JASON!!!Wuuuuut?Get the @#$% up.No way its moarning.Just get dressed and fallow me.He looked at me puzzled then we heard another scream. WHAT THE @#$% WAS THAT?!He jumpped outa bed and got dressed. Thats why I woke you.Get your bat.Jason was on the baseball team.Right right.....whered I put it?Under your bed...He looked under his bead and saw his bat, he grabbed it and we headed out the door. Wait I got this bat...what do you have?I pulled my butterfly knife out of my pocket and showed it to him.Whered you get that?Ive got my scorses.We headed in the direction of the shouts and screams comming from across campus. Each scream made us run a little faster just to make it there in time to see if we could help someone. We finally got across campus when we saw it.....the same student we thought was drunk was....was @#$%ing eating another student!Jesus Christ!Jason ran over and bashed the student in the head with his bat. JASON! I screamed running over to him. The student Jason hit was lying there motionless.Holy ~~~~~.Half of the students face was hanging off.Jason back away...Why?I said BACK THE HELL UP!I knew just what was going on.But WHY?!Just then the student apparently turned zombie lunged at Jason.ARGH I SAID MOVE!I pulled my butterfly knife out of my pocked and flipped it open wail shoving Jason out of the way.The zombie missed him and went after me instead. It tackled me and was about to take a chunk out of my arm but I stabbed it in the head and pushed it off of me. I pulled my knife out of its head and used the zimbies shirt to wipe the blood off of my knife. HOLY BITTER SWEET FU*K MAN!!You killed him!Yeah an hed kill us if I hadent.Ok listen I think I know whats going on.Lemme guess......your about to say zombies.Uhh...yeah actually....Howe'd you know?Jason helped me up.Hmm well lets recap. We just killed a canibal with half of his face hanging off....I think that screams ZOMBIE DON'T YOU?!I nodded.Ok Jason this is Zombie 101 what do you do in an outbreak?!Find food weapons and shelter.I smearked.Lets move!We ran off into the main building and headed for the cafatereia.

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Ok you go left I'll head right!Jasone said as we split up in a cafeteria looking for food we couls stock up on. I slid over the counter and headed back to the fridge. Heheh......yeah uhh....The fat a&% lunchlady was standing next to the fridge not moving.She looked at me and started to grown...I noticed she had a chunk bitten out of her neck and was holding a meant clever.Shiiiiiiit....The ~~~~~~ ran toward me holding the meat clever high above her head. I slid back over the counter and ran! JASON MOVE!!! I said jetting past him. Huh? He saw the lunchlady and started running, befor I knew it he was ahaid of me. We were running down the hall with the ~~~~~~ hot on are ~~~~~. D4mn SHES FAST!!Heheh I didnt think anything that big could move that fast!Jason said dissing the lunchlady zombie. Alright time for all of those gym lessons to pay off.I turned around and ran backwards. I pulled out my knife and aimed carefully then tossed it at her head. Of corse the handle side hit her and the knife bounced off. FU*K!I got it! I got it! Jason pulled a 180 and bolted passed me towards the lunchlady bat tightly gripped in his hand. About a foot or two from the lunchlady he jumped into the air and bashed her in the face with the end of his bat. After he landed he started beating on its head with the bat just to make sure she stayed down.Well....lets go find that food.Jason said to me.

[Flash]

Crap....Crap....Do they have anything good to eat here?Heh I guess no-Shhhh!I turned to Jason with a pale look on my face. I took out my knife and opened it. Don't move....Duck when I say so. I aimed carefully past Jason at a zombie that was hovering over him. (of corse by hovering over i mean standing behind.) Duck!Jason hit the floor.~~~~~! I tossed my knife at the zimbie and into its forehead killing it. D4mn....this is easy. If theres nothing here lets go into town and look around. Maby we'll find better weapons, food, and shelter. Right. I nodded and we headed for the main gate of the school.

[Garson]

I?ve read it, it was pretty good. How old are they btw?

[noobbot]

Just use conventional grammar, and I'll read it. As it is, it pains my eyes...


No offense, of course.