Best Pick-up line ever [Archive] - Zombie Panic Forums

CaptainSnake

03-05-2007, 02:06 PM

I got one..

Its from WoW but w/e

"Hey baby wahts the drop rate on those pants?"

HunkPie

03-05-2007, 02:15 PM

that's a good one...

CaptainSnake

03-05-2007, 04:38 PM

Another one from WoW.. Also one of my fav's

If hunters fake it, rogues do it from behind then does that mean druids do it like animals

moomoocowman

03-05-2007, 04:45 PM

Non WoW ones I like:

Hey, I've seemed to lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

CaptainSnake

03-05-2007, 05:13 PM

Non WoW ones I like:

Hey, I've seemed to lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Can I read your t-shirt in brail?

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

hah good one /bump

03-05-2007, 05:35 PM

If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?

Knights

03-05-2007, 06:44 PM

If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? :laugh: "Are you wearing intergalactic pants? 'Cause your *** is outta this world." :laugh:

WatchMaker

03-05-2007, 07:14 PM

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Works everytime.

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-05-2007, 08:10 PM

Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

Garson

03-06-2007, 02:26 AM

Chuck Norris' only pick up line is him snapping his fingers, pointing at a girl, and then pointing to his bulge

lordLoss

03-06-2007, 07:10 AM

Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

Rapist in the making ladies and gentlemen.

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-06-2007, 07:32 AM

Rapist in the making ladies and gentlemen.

Who me?? :ohmy: :blink: :dry:

*Runs away*

CaptainSnake

03-06-2007, 07:42 AM

Are those pants from MC? Cause that *** is epic!

frikazoyd

03-06-2007, 08:15 AM

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

JK-

03-06-2007, 10:45 AM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Tricky:blink: --> If I were to ask you for sex,
would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Shing-Shing

03-06-2007, 01:08 PM

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

LOL!! :P

Hastings

03-06-2007, 01:33 PM

Is it any wonder why the bulk of you are single guys playing zombie panic and posting on the forums here ? :P

Shing-Shing

03-06-2007, 01:35 PM

i choose to be single :P

JK-

03-06-2007, 01:53 PM

i choose to be single :P

I've never understood you:huh:

J/k:)

Shing-Shing

03-06-2007, 01:56 PM

lol

no i get one here and there :P

mostly at discos and stuff when im drunk :P

i dont have the guts when im not drunk :D

Hastings

03-06-2007, 09:36 PM

Discoes? Geez, I knew some places were a bit backward, but that is 30 years backward :D

OkeiDo

03-06-2007, 11:20 PM

Whooa Disco on the Faroe Islands, bring homemade beer and your siblings!

Shing-Shing

03-07-2007, 02:07 AM

nahh i mean like Dj shows ans such :P

JK-

03-07-2007, 07:53 AM

I knew Faroe island was a little behind the other countries.
But not so far behind:blink:

Shing-Shing

03-07-2007, 08:17 AM

hehe :P

you have Dj shows there?

Hastings

03-07-2007, 10:21 AM

Course we do, just the word disco went out a while ago :D

From what I can tell it is still a popular word in asia and the middle east, and apparently other parts of the world as you have shown us :D

JK-

03-07-2007, 11:47 AM

Not in Scandinavia!
Just so that's clear...

Don't want us to get a bad rumour:blink:

Shing-Shing

03-07-2007, 12:54 PM

no hastings i didnt really know how to say it until my brother told me what it was :P

we actually say DJ shows instead of disco

JK-

03-07-2007, 12:56 PM

Still sceptical:sleep:
We need some real proof!

Shing-Shing

03-07-2007, 12:58 PM

come on

DISCO is so 70?s :P

frikazoyd

03-08-2007, 10:24 AM

Disco?

Did someone say YMCA?

JK-

03-08-2007, 01:08 PM

Talking' bout the song:huh:

-=GLA=- B.E.A.S.T

03-08-2007, 07:58 PM

i dont think hes talking about the pee infested pools of the YMCA's :D (if you find any opened snickers bars anywhere near that place ... run)

JK-

03-09-2007, 02:20 PM

Aaaaaahhh!!!
Tell me what you mean with YMCA!

I only heard it in a song:unsure:

moomoocowman

03-09-2007, 04:02 PM

i dont think hes talking about the pee infested pools of the YMCA's :D (if you find any opened snickers bars anywhere near that place ... run)

Your not supposed to eat them ... oops :mellow:.

JK-

03-09-2007, 07:32 PM

Your not supposed to eat them ... oops :mellow:.

Stop confusing me!

OrangeJuice

03-09-2007, 08:02 PM

Are those moon pants? Cuase that @ss is outa this world!!

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-09-2007, 10:44 PM

A WAY TO BREAK UP!!!

You are the lighthouse into the harbor of love, and I think I just sank.

JK-

03-10-2007, 01:02 AM

Are those moon pants? Cuase that @ss is outa this world!!

Already said, with just a twist.

A WAY TO BREAK UP!!!

You are the lighthouse into the harbor of love, and I think I just sank.

Funny:P
But not the pick up line I'd use:blink:

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-10-2007, 01:48 AM

A WAY TO BREAK UP!!!

Meaning that it is a way to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

JK-

03-10-2007, 05:18 AM

I just thought about the thread name: Best Pick-up line ever:P

lordLoss

03-10-2007, 05:34 AM

Hey, it might just get them back for you.

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-10-2007, 06:40 AM

Hey, it might just get them back for you.

Exactly! Another way to make it sound more pickupish

You are the ocean of love, and I just fell in.

JK-

03-11-2007, 03:33 AM

Exactly! Another way to make it sound more pickupish

You are the ocean of love, and I just fell in.

Now we're talking:P

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-11-2007, 03:52 AM

If I was in the air, and you were on the ground... I would jump out without a parachute.

JK-

03-11-2007, 12:52 PM

I liked your previous one better:unsure:

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-11-2007, 01:21 PM

oops...

Remake...

If I was in the air and you were on the ground. I would jump out without a parachute, so I could get to you faster.

OrangeJuice

03-13-2007, 09:46 PM

Heres a winner.

"Hey baby, I have an erection and would like intercourse with you!"

*slap*

-OJA

JK-

03-14-2007, 07:03 AM

oops...

Remake...

If I was in the air and you were on the ground. I would jump out without a parachute, so I could get to you faster.

Still prefer the last one:unsure:

Teh Infernal Zombine

03-14-2007, 08:16 AM

I GIVE UP!!!

:P

:ninja:

xxxrobxxx

03-14-2007, 10:21 AM

I was drunk, at a party, and this is what I said to some woman (in dutch of course) while ordering a beer (she was a waitress) :

"Hey, see my friends over there? They bet me 5 euros that I wouldn't be able to get your phone number. Could you just write down any number, maybe one that might coincedentially be yours?"

I got her real number..... and 5 euros!