My special story

[Revolutionary Badass]

EDWARD WAS DRINKING COFFEE AND ZOMBIES CAME AND THDETYFHYURRGHEHFYHEYH
BAA!!! FOBMIF!!! AND STUFF...! EDWARD GOT INFECTED AND HE RAN AND RAN AND RAN AND RAN!!! HE RAN!!!!! THEN KABOOMS!!!! LIKE WTF!!! EDWARD WAS SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!

SO NOW EDWARD IS ZOMBIES!!! SUDDENLY!!! EDWARD THE ZOMBIE SMELLS HUMAN FLESH!! BRAINS!! AND STUFF.. SO HE KILLS A HUMAN!!! EAT BRAIN AND THEN ANOTHER HUMAN COME ZOMBIES!! MORE ZOMBIES!!! DESTRUCTION HAS BEGUN!!! LIEK WTF!

Meanwhile in President's Office :

PRESIDENT JOHN IS ANGRY BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE EATING!!!!! HUMANS!! NOT GOOD!
THEN SOMEONE KNOCKS OFFICE DOOR AND JOHN SAYS! " COME IN!!" SECRET CIAFBIWTFLOL AGENT COMES IN SAYING "JOHN,WE HAVE A PROBLEM!! ZOMBIES ARE COMING IN THE BUILDING!! YOU NEED TO ACTION GO TO ROOF!!! HELICOPTER WAITS YOU THERE!"
JOHN PICKS UP HIS BLK GUN AND GOES TO ROOF!!! AND ZOMBIES ARE REACHING HIS!! BRAINS!!!! THEN FINALLY JOHN FINDS KEY TO ROOF AND RUNS TO THE ROOF ACCESS DOORIE AND OPENS!!! IT!!! NOW!! THEN!! THEN HE SEES A DEAD PILOT AND STARTS SCREAM!! HORRIBLE!! STFO!! JOHN THINKS THAT HE HAVE TO FLY THE HELICOPTER ALONE!!! WTF!!!!!!!1 SOMETHING IS BEHIND JOHN!! JOHN.....

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE COMMENT!!!!! CRIMTSIM!!! SOMETHIN!!!

Ok that's my special story. :o :o

[FatSpider]

LIKE WTF!!!

Exactly...

[Revolutionary Badass]

WHAT!!!!! YOU NO LIKE MY STORY!??!?! LIEK WTF!!!!!

[Rich]

lol............................................. made me smile anyway

[Revolutionary Badass]

JOHN SEES!!!!!ZOMBIE!!!!!BEHIND!!!!!HIM!!!!!BEHIND HIM!!!JOHN SHOOTS ZOMBIE AND IT CRIES!!!!!CRIES!!!!!IT CRIES!!!!!!YES IT CRIES!!!!CRIES!!!!CRIES!!!!CRIES!!!AND DIES!!!!YES IT DIES!!!JOHN GETS IN CHOPPER AND CIAFBIWTFLOL AGENT COMES TO THE ROOF!!!! HE SHOOTS ZOMBIES!!!!AND GETS IN CHOPPERS WITH JOHN!!!!THEY FLY TO SECRET MILITARY BASE AND JOHN IS SAFE!!!

EDWARD THE ZOMBIE EATS MORE HUMANS!!!!!BILL IS DRINKING COFFEE AND ZOMBIES BREAK DOWN HIS DOOR!!! ZOMBIES ATTACK HIM AND...GEOTHKIENGNSNGODSNGNSGHOEGNGODNEGNGNDNGOSGFN GAAWAAR BILL GETS BIT BY EDWARD!!! SO NOW EDWARD AND BILL IS ZOMBIES!!! THEY BOTH GO TO WALMART AND EAT HUMANS!!!! AND GET NEW CLOTHES!!! THEIR CLOTHES IS BLOODY SO YES!!! THEY GET NEW CLOTHES!!!! THEN THEY GO DRIVE CAR AND EAT MORE ZOMBIES!!! SOMEONE IS BEHIND THEM...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE COMMENT!!!!! CRIMTSIM!!! SOMETHIN!!!

[Hastings]

um, uh,..... Are you on something by chance?

[FatSpider]

He's on a nice high dose of "wtf".

[Revolutionary Badass]

LIEK WTF!!!! YOU NO LIKE MY STORY!?!?!

[Hastings]

You might lay off the caffiein. No dew for you :P

[Revolutionary Badass]

LIEK WTF!!!NO!!!!

[FatSpider]

HEY! Watch that caps-lock buddy, you could put someones eye out.

[Revolutionary Badass]

SO NOW ZOMBIE EDWARD CRASHES BECAUSE OF OTHER ZOMBIES DRIVING CAR TOO HITTING THEM IN THE REAR END! BILL AND EDWARD ZOMBIE ARENT HAPPY ABOUT THIS! OTHER ZOMBIES DRIVE CAR! AND MAKE THEM CRASH! NOT GOOD! SO NOW BILL AND EDWARD FIND HUMAN DRIVING CAR! THEY GRAB OBAMA BIN LADEN OUT OF CAR AND HE PULLS AK-47 OUT OF POCKET AND SHOOTS BILL DEAD! NOT GOOD! EDWARD TURNS AROUND AND RUNS! EDWARD ZOMBIE RAN RAN RAN AND RAN! AND HE RAN! OBAMA BIN LADEN GETS BACK IN CAR AND RUNS EDWARD ZOMBIE DOWN WITH HIS CAR! EDWARD RUNS AROUND CORNER AND SLIPS ON COFFEE! SO NOW OBAMA BIN LADEN DRIVES OVER EDWARD ZOMBIE! SO NOW EDWARD HAS TO WALK WITH HIS HANDS! LIEK WTF!!!! OMG LIEK WTF STFU N00B! OBAMA BIN LADEN THINKS JOHN IS DEAD AND DRIVES OFF TO DESERT HOMELAND.

PRESIDENT JOHN LOOKS ON CAMERA IN SECRET MILITARY BASE. SECRET MILITARY BASE IS UNDERGROUND, FULL OF SOLDIERS! IT'S NOT NOT GOOD! SO IT'S GOOD! CIAFBIWTFLOL AGENT IS BEHIND JOHN HE BRINGS PAPERS TO JOHN. SPECIAL CODES! CODES TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR BOMBS! IT'S GOOD! IT'S ~~~~ GOOD! SO PRESIDENT JOHN GRABS CODES AND ENTERS THEM INTO COMPUTER! PRESIDENT JOHN PUSHES RED BUTTON AND MISSILES GO IN THE AIR FROM UNDERGROUND SECRET MILITARY BASE! THEY LAND ON ZOMBIE INFESTED AREAS! IT'S GOOD!

EDWARD NOW WALKS ON HANDS TO THE SPORTS AUTHORITY! FASTER WAY TO GET AROUND THERE!...


TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE COMMENT!!!!! CRIMTSIM!!! SOMETHIN!!!

[Hastings]

This might make a hilarious flash movie.

[Alice]

Im crying and laughning at the same time :lol: marvellous! I kind of... umf..... like this "story" :D it`s good! ^_^ By the way, limit the use of ur CAPS LOCK

:lol: haha!

[skinthinner]

its like millions of voices suddenly cried out and were silenced....

its like they were saying...wtf?

[sam89]

i give you my score
7/10
this is funny and bit.....WTF :D

Please continue :rolleyes: